Geeky Tumblr Themes
  • DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
  • Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
  • DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
  • Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
  • DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
  • Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
  • DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
  • Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
  • DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
  • Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
  • DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
  • Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
  • DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
  • Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
  • DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
  • Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
  • DC: Wait-
  • Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
  • DC: I didn't-
  • Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
  • Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
  • Marvel: PEACE
mad-maddie:


tom-marvolo-dildo:

kostyantyn:

why would you bake a guinea pig into a muffin you monster?!?

transfiguration class is going well thanks for asking

IS THAT TIM HORTONS IT IS
HARRY POTTER AND THE ORDER OF THE DOUBLE DOUBLE

mad-maddie:

tom-marvolo-dildo:

kostyantyn:

why would you bake a guinea pig into a muffin you monster?!?

transfiguration class is going well thanks for asking

IS THAT TIM HORTONS IT IS

HARRY POTTER AND THE ORDER OF THE DOUBLE DOUBLE

eenjolras:

when you accidentally start watching a crime show and can’t get yourself to switch the channel because now you wanna know who fucking did it

isis-:

gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

doctorwhoslostcompanion:

echoofmydreams:

boost-and-barbells:

taco-marco:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

What does this mean???? Help????

DYING. FUCKING DYING.

……Wait for it…….

Legend Gallon, Legend Milk, Legend Handle………..

Share a coke with a legend milk? Can of legend milk?? Coke and a big ass bottle of pink top milk????

it tok me a while but i got it

isis-:

gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

doctorwhoslostcompanion:

echoofmydreams:

boost-and-barbells:

taco-marco:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

What does this mean???? Help????

DYING. FUCKING DYING.

……Wait for it…….

Legend Gallon, Legend Milk, Legend Handle………..

Share a coke with a legend milk? Can of legend milk?? Coke and a big ass bottle of pink top milk????

it tok me a while but i got it

See what your followers think of you.

  • BLACK = I would date you.
  • GREEN = I think you’re cute.
  • BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.
  • GREY = I wish you would notice me.
  • PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
  • TEAL = We have a lot in common.
  • YELLOW = FUCK ME.
  • ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.
  • BROWN = I don’t like you.
  • PINK = I think you are unattractive.
  • RED = I love you with a burning passion.
  • WHITE = MARRY ME.

futsingaround:

littlemammal:

littlemammal:

6 selfies 2k14

not a guy, they/them

serious hair goals

kirkstarfleet:

doctorenterprise:

the-vashta-natasha:

kayla-roronora13:

areyefantastical:

torchwood1701:

doctorenterprise:

prettyoods:

cozyoswin:

ichabads:

SPACE

THE FINAL FRONTIER

THESE ARE THE VOYAGES OF THE STARSHIP ENTERPRISE

ITS FIVE YEAR MISSION

TO EXPLORE STRANGE NEW WORLDS

TO SEEK OUT NEW LIFE AND NEW CIVILIZATIONS 

TO BOLDLY GO WHERE NO ONE HAS GONE BEFORE

[AGGRESSIVELY HUMS THEME TUNE]

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kamikaze95:

Omg

kamikaze95:

Omg

get-in-the-animus:

thunderstormsnrainbows:

isadorahaze:

johngallianolesincroyables:

Kate Moss’ Wedding Dress. Designed by John Galliano. 2011

This is too much for my mortal eyes

is that juno from assassin’s creed

That is definitely juno no one can convince me otherwise

get-in-the-animus:

thunderstormsnrainbows:

isadorahaze:

johngallianolesincroyables:

Kate Moss’ Wedding Dress. Designed by John Galliano. 2011

This is too much for my mortal eyes

is that juno from assassin’s creed

That is definitely juno no one can convince me otherwise

lycanthropic:

Running into closeted homosexuals from high school at the gay club

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